Weird science

Me: "she wasn't dead...she just...wasn't...alive...anymore..."

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

Khloe (yes, Kardashian): "I love drag queens!"
Josh: "I love Dairy Queen too!"

Miss Chloe

Mandi: "you got that from the fridge."

Ivy: "thank you for telling me."

$5 me love you long time

Katie: "Dude......dry sockets suck dick more than sucking dick does."

Class Act

Brandon: "Has Josh got any marks on his permanent record yet?"
Me: "He only went to class once....."

Showing my patriotism for the 4th

I was telling KL about the lightning strike and how we were sitting there, watching "Beavis & Butthead Do America" and how I was bummed that we didn't get a chance to finish.

KL:"spoiler alert: they do."

I'm Lovin' It

Me: "is that really a Mc Donald's ad?"
Tim:"yes. It is.  You can click here to learn more."

Cantando bajo la lluvia

Josh is singing loudly in the shower.

Me:" what is he singing?"
Tim:"i don't know!  It is Spanish!"

I am stuck on band aid bc brand aid is stuck on me

Tim: "Icarus really should have used Gorilla Glue"

Don't bite the hand that feeds you

Josh: 'Don't you DARE try to pull my tooth out.  Your finger goes in, I bite! (chomping)  The I swallow it, poop it out, then you will have to dig thru my poop to get your finger back."