Chocolat'

Rob: "so, why didn't you smell his hand?"

*Josh had brown marker ALL over his hand

Get, get naked

Shaun:"Do you mind if I take your shirt off.."

**Correction**   No more inebriated blogging.  What Shaun really said was "  Do you mind if I take MY shirt off?"  Personally, I think the uncorrected version was funnier.

Heinz 57

Me:" we left daddy behind, but don't worry he'll catch up"
Josh:" you mean he has ketchup on his face?"

The shirt off my back

Tim: "Hold off on buying me more shirts.  I don't wear them very often"

Time is on my side....

Tim: "Clocks don't depict time accurately."