How cheesy

Josh:" you know what i'm gonna do with that gouda? I'm gonna kill it!! I'm gonna shove it down my throat to my tummy....i'm serious....I will literally kill it!!  I want to have it t now mommy!!!!"

Damn it feels good to be gangtsa

Josh: "I look good! I'm going to go look in the mirror now...."

5 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed

Got milk?

Hendrix REALLY likes chocolate milk.  I now know what an inverted milk mustache looks like

Dead and bloated - stone temple pilots

Me: "will you make me chocolate milk and scratch my back?"
Tim: "you mean get you bloated and put you to sleep?"

Crack is Wack

My therapist (referring to weeding out "friends" vs. friends): "I have some clients who no longer hang around crackheads.  They now hang out with people who just steal shit every now and then."

The Replacements

Josh gave us new names in Target last night.  Tim is now "Bob".  I am "Claire".  And Josh is"Walter".  Please refer to us with our new names now.  This is a serious matter...lol.