Band Name Generator

Josh: "A-O"
Tim: "Who are you?  Brett Michaels?  Are you a front man in a band?"
Josh: "Yeah."
Tim: "What's tha name of your band?"
Josh: "Elmo Has A Hat.  That is the name of my band."

Josh - 1, Me - 0

Let me paint a picture:  The room was silent after a yelling match Josh and I got into regarding him jumping on the couch on top of the clothes I JUST folded...and there I was...staring him down...asserting dominance...waiting for an apology.  Josh was looking everywhere but at me and rubbing his nose violently like he had a wicked booger...

Me: "Josh, what are you doing?  Do you have a problem?  Do you need a tissue?"
Josh: "No.  I have a monster in my nose."

I wanted to laugh, but was standing my ground....still staring him down....I was about to tell him that I didn't think he was being very funny when he said this...

Josh: "OK.  I don't really have a monster in my nose.  I was just kidding.  Do you guys have monsters in your nose?  Nevermind, I was still just messing around."

I had lost and broke out in laughter. 

Letting 'The Led' out

Any doubt that Josh is indeed a product of me was thrown out the window today.

Josh: "Jonathan, let's sing 'The Immigrant Song'....Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!  Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!  Come to the land of the ice and snow...something, something.....I don't know the rest."

How you like me now?

The Great Outdoors

I was raking the backyard yesterday.  I found Josh and Jonathan sitting around one of my piles of pine straw.  They were each holding a stick with a single big leaf on the end. 

Me: "What are you guys doing?"
Josh: "Sitting around a fire."
Jonathan: "My marshmallow." (indicating so by raising his stick)

I guess this is what happens when you take toys away for a day.  Creativity at its finest.  I think we may have more toy-free days in the future.

Privacy please

Josh: "I LOVE YOU MOMMY PUMPKIN!!!!  Do you see my pee pee?"

*He was butt naked just out of a bath. 

Loose Change

Me: "So, what are those in your hand?"
Josh (putting dimes in his piggy bank): "A handful."

The doctor is in...

Josh: "A long time ago, I wanted another baby.  So, maybe if I cough, I will go to the doctor and the baby will come out.  So.....you need to go to the doctor when you are a baby."

*We were just talking about Harleigh's arrival.  We are SO excited for Joanna!!!

Baby it's cold outside.

Josh (sipping on a milkshake): "I am freezing my balls off!"