December 30, 2012

The force is strong with this one

Tim:"when I have to chase you down the hallway to get a duck and a light saber, that is interrupting!"

December 18, 2012

Byob

Waitress:"would you like another drink?"
Toni:" yes, what is better?"

December 17, 2012

Aka

Tim:"...he's just an asshole who just so happens to be willing to hang out with me."