A Tucker Max story

Josh dropped a rubber ball in the toilet after he pooped at Amber's house.  Hilarity ensues.  It had to get fished out or it wouldn't flush.  Yes, I plastic bagged that bitch!

Letting 'The Led' out...part deux

"The Immigrant Song" came on the radio....(which was turned down)

Josh: "TURN UP THE RADIO NOW!!!!  THAT'S MY SONG!!!!"

I could not be prouder :)

p.s. Josh thinks he is Spiderman .  I can't count the number of times I have walked into the kitchen and he is halfway up the fridge holding on with his grippy toes.

Master Piece of Work

Coming home from Performance Bike Josh was inquiring why he was not going home with a new bike.  I told him because it wouldn't fit.

Josh:"Well, we can just take it apart and put it into pieces, put it in the trunk, then daddy can put it back in one piece when we get home."

I am very impressed with his problem solving skills.  Of course I am sure the sole fact it was a giant benefit to him had nothing to do with it.

Monsters under the bed

It has begun.  Josh's new definition of cleaning up his room involved him throwing shit under his bed.  Awesome. 

Something smells fishy

Josh thinks fish sticks are hush puppies.  Whatever it takes for him to eat them is fine by me!

“I’m a warrior…of the Jarhead clan.” (Jake)

Josh was lying on the floor putting two pillows on top of him lengthwise, covering himself up.
Me: "Josh, what are you doing?"
Josh: "Getting in the blue guy."
Me: "Um, ok...(shaking my head and walking away) weird...."

Then it dawned on me and I walked back to him.
Me: "You mean like in Avatar?"
Josh: "YEAH!" (He may as well have said 'DUH')

*He has only seen parts of this movie (as have I) and it has been a while.  What can I say, this kid has a excellent memory!

Surprise!

Josh's newest attempt to get me to fall asleep with him:

Me: "I love you.  I like you.  Goodnight."
Josh: "Wait!  (he puts my hair in front of my face) I have to cover your eyes.  Close your eyes.  I have a surprise."
Me (a minute later and opening my eyes): "What is it?"
Josh pretends to be sleeping.  Clever little booger was hoping I would wait long enough to fall asleep myself.
Josh: 'Shhhh.....sleep!"