Surprise!

Josh's newest attempt to get me to fall asleep with him:

Me: "I love you.  I like you.  Goodnight."
Josh: "Wait!  (he puts my hair in front of my face) I have to cover your eyes.  Close your eyes.  I have a surprise."
Me (a minute later and opening my eyes): "What is it?"
Josh pretends to be sleeping.  Clever little booger was hoping I would wait long enough to fall asleep myself.
Josh: 'Shhhh.....sleep!"