Drop it like it's hot

Josh: "So, Mommy....you know the hot one on the Avengers?"
Me: "Are you talking about the girl, Black Widow is her name..I think."
Josh: "Yeah."
Me: "Ok, what about her?"
Josh: "She's hot.  I like her style..."

Error 404

Me: "i think i have a problem with Facebook"
Tim: "um, yeah"

(i kept getting an error from Facebook)

Family love

Lily: "c'Mon honey...." (talking to Josh)
My mom: " what are you guys doing?"
Brandon: "they are playing West Virginia"