For whom the bell tolls

Josh:"why is that man ringing a bell?"
Tim:"because he wants money."
Josh:"well, I want money, can I ring a bell?"

Standing ovation

On the rode home from dropping Lorenzo off, Angela and I got retarded giddy.   I started a slow clap.

Thud

So i fell of the bed last night.....like 4 ft drop.  Hilarity ensues.

Coffee talk

Me:"hey, Ang...you should let them cross..."
Angela:"but I wanted you to see the Jews."

Coffee talk

Me:"hey, Ang...you should let them cross..."
Angela:"but I wanted you to see the Jews."

My little pony

Lily:"one time, Jakob was hiding in my bed, and he had a pony"

The darkness

My mom wanted to see just how burnt she could make these hot dogs

Phase One: Initial Warming

Phase Two: Cremation

Goin to California with an Achin in my Heart..

Tim: "Hey, you had full disclosure prior to Day 3.  I am needy.  You didn't give me fair warning, you didn't say, "Hey, my name is Tonja, I have BAGGAGE!""

Crescent Rolls

Me: "Am I fla...."
Tim: "YES!"
Me: "...ky?"

Homeboy didn't even let me finish my question!

Bath Salts

Josh (taking a bubble bath): "Hey Daddy, come try this water!  It will make you fly like Ironman, strong like Hulk, see rainbows in the sky, and make your wildest dreams come true."
Tim (to me): "I think he is trying to give me drugs."