This one is from a while ago...but we just remembered it.
Tim (Trying to decide where to pick up lunch): "Do you guys have any Cook-Outs up here."
The cashier lady working at at the Bloom (a grocery store) in Woodbridge, VA: "We have them all the time during the summer."
December 27, 2010
December 26, 2010
L. M. N. O. PEE
Josh: "Daddy! Waddles peed on my green pillow. It is wet."
Tim: "Just turn it over and go back to sleep."
Tim: "Just turn it over and go back to sleep."
December 24, 2010
Surgeon General's Warning
Josh: "Let me see her fireblower."
*He was referring to someone who was smoking a cigarette.
*He was referring to someone who was smoking a cigarette.
December 15, 2010
Sixth Sense
Sometimes Josh "sees" people that Tim and I don't. I don't know if they are imaginary friends he has created or something else. I do believe children are more open to seeing things that as adults we block out and choose not to see.
He has seen a man in our front yard. He has told us his Grandpa Buchanan's Grandma told him to "bless us" one night at dinner. He did see a girl who drove a black car who wasn't nice to him. She would "yell at him" and "pinch him". I never saw any evidence of this.
When I started watching Jonathan he stopped saying he was seeing people that we weren't. So, I kinda blew it off as him making up imaginary friends to keep himself occupied because he is an only child.
But recently it has started back up. There are two girls, both named "Sally". They visit him pretty frequently. He tells me they hug and kiss and play together and they read to him. He calls them his "girlfriends" Only one visits him at a time. He says that they are 5 years old and have long blond hair and live in a high school. He tells me they are at home most of the time. They seem to be harmless whether they are real or not.
It really freaks me out!
He has seen a man in our front yard. He has told us his Grandpa Buchanan's Grandma told him to "bless us" one night at dinner. He did see a girl who drove a black car who wasn't nice to him. She would "yell at him" and "pinch him". I never saw any evidence of this.
When I started watching Jonathan he stopped saying he was seeing people that we weren't. So, I kinda blew it off as him making up imaginary friends to keep himself occupied because he is an only child.
But recently it has started back up. There are two girls, both named "Sally". They visit him pretty frequently. He tells me they hug and kiss and play together and they read to him. He calls them his "girlfriends" Only one visits him at a time. He says that they are 5 years old and have long blond hair and live in a high school. He tells me they are at home most of the time. They seem to be harmless whether they are real or not.
It really freaks me out!
December 12, 2010
Sticky Icky
Josh: "Wipe me up please!"
Me: "Wow Josh, that is some serious velcro poop!"
Josh: "I know. It is like I ate a shoe."
Me: "Um, ok. Why? Oh! Because some shoes have velcro on them."
Josh: "Yeah!"
Me: "Wow Josh, that is some serious velcro poop!"
Josh: "I know. It is like I ate a shoe."
Me: "Um, ok. Why? Oh! Because some shoes have velcro on them."
Josh: "Yeah!"
xoxo
Me: "I don't feel too good Josh"
Josh: "I am going to give you a kiss. How about that? Will that make you feel better? I bet it will!"
Josh: "I am going to give you a kiss. How about that? Will that make you feel better? I bet it will!"
December 10, 2010
December 04, 2010
Paper Bagging It
Tim: "Do you have a brown paper bag I can have?"
The lady @ the Kangaroo gas station: "Wow...she's that bad?"
*Josh had vomited in the car
The lady @ the Kangaroo gas station: "Wow...she's that bad?"
*Josh had vomited in the car
Politically Correct
Me: "He knows A LOT....I wouldn't say he was smart though....he is a republican."
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