I am stuck on band aid bc brand aid is stuck on me

Tim: "Icarus really should have used Gorilla Glue"

Don't bite the hand that feeds you

Josh: 'Don't you DARE try to pull my tooth out.  Your finger goes in, I bite! (chomping)  The I swallow it, poop it out, then you will have to dig thru my poop to get your finger back."

Yo tengo un el gato negro in mis pantillones

So this guy just walked in that doesn't speak ANY English....
Angela: "we should have said Nessicitas vendar Rosetta Stone"
My response "Andale!!!!"