Miss Chloe

Mandi: "you got that from the fridge."

Ivy: "thank you for telling me."

$5 me love you long time

Katie: "Dude......dry sockets suck dick more than sucking dick does."

Class Act

Brandon: "Has Josh got any marks on his permanent record yet?"
Me: "He only went to class once....."

Showing my patriotism for the 4th

I was telling KL about the lightning strike and how we were sitting there, watching "Beavis & Butthead Do America" and how I was bummed that we didn't get a chance to finish.

KL:"spoiler alert: they do."

I'm Lovin' It

Me: "is that really a Mc Donald's ad?"
Tim:"yes. It is.  You can click here to learn more."