The Trinity

My dad.  My husband.  My son.

Talk dirty to me

Me: "I think I need to poop again."
Tim: "You know where the toilet is."

That blows!

Jared: "What ever you do, DON'T BLOW!!!!  NEVER BLOW!!!  Trust me......from experience!"

Scratch and sniff

Tim:"I don't speak remix"

The magical fruit

Josh (to Spencer): "I am going to make you some beans, SON!"

Bawitdaba

Me: "I wonder what people do if they don't turn their American flag into the fire Department?"
Angela: "They make bikinis out of them."
Me: "Oh, Ok.  Makes sense."
Angela: "Actually, they give it to Kid Rock and he makes shit out of them."

Gone fishing

This is what happens to a brand new toy when you piss daddy off.

Prairie Dogging

Nick: "Tennis cans are great for doo doo."