With a cherry on top

Josh:"hey! That's mine! Give it back!"
Me:"you are not being very nice"
Josh:"I almost said please"

They are coming to take me away, ha ha!

Josh is packing up Waddles's shit....they are headed to Vegas for 3 days.  When I asked him where they were staying, this was his response:

Josh: "Just with some friends.....at the hospital."
Tim: "Dorthea Dix is a lot closer."

$5, me love you long time

***: "I used about a nickel bag size amount of panko"

The early bird get the worm

Josh: "I have a worm coming out of me!!!!  Look at my worm!!!  It only has one eye!!!"

*yes, this was his penis he was referring to. smh*