Team RamRod

Me (as Josh is ramming the door into his easel): "Josh! You don't have to ram that!"
Josh: "SORRY....I don't mean to. But I'll do it again."
He does it again.

Bend It Like Beckham

Tim: "Who drew on your soccer ball Josh?"
Josh: "I did. It's an autograph."

Up, Up, and Away...off to tomorrow?

Me (while reading The Foot Book): "Up feet......What's the opposite of up?"
Josh: "Tomorrow."

"Get in my bel-lay" ~ Fat Bastard

Josh: "Mommy, I want back in your belly."
Me: "Why?"
Josh: "Because."
Me: "Well, you won't fit anymore. You were just in there long enough to grow"
Josh: "Oh. So I am too big now?"
Me: "Yeah."
Josh: "Oh. Yeah. Ok."

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Josh: "You use a chainsaw for trees, and grass, and birds, and houses...I'm not talking about grandma and grandpa's house, I'm talking about other houses. Ok?"

ROYGBIV

Josh: "Tonight is a blue-less dinner"
(I always joke about hating having "yellow" dinners)

"The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine. " ~John Howard

Josh (sitting in the trailer behind Tim on our nightly bike ride): "Daddy, when you go to work everyday, it really makes me cough at night. I don't know what to do with myself anymore. And, ugh..I go through this everyday. I see no tunnels. No deer. There was no baby deer."
Me: "Tim, what is he talking about?"
Tim: "I don't know. He is philosophizing and bitching about life."

*Josh has allergies and coughs at night if they are really bad or if he doesn't get any Zyrtec for the day.

*On a previous bike ride, scoping out the American Tobacco Trail, we told Josh next time we go, when we have more time, we will be going through a tunnel.

*We see deer occasionally on our bike rides. Even baby ones.

Fill 'er up!

Tonight we went to the fireworks in Holly Springs. Tonight was also Josh's first experience with Gatorade. He didn't share Tim's drink with Tim. An entire 20oz of Gatorade later (and right before the fireworks started) Josh REALLY had to pee. The little trooper held it in thru the firework display and the long walk to the car....when I pulled his junk out and put it in the empty Gatorade bottle. There was NO hesitation on his end. No lie, he filled it 1/3 of the way up.

(The Gatorstache)

Josh's Deli

For some reason recently, in the shower Josh runs a Deli. He will make any sandwich you want (as long as it looks like a folded up washrag)
Josh: "Look Daddy, I made you a sandwich."
Tim: "What's on it?"
Josh: "I put frozen meat on it. So, I need to put it on the grill"

My love affair with Gorilla Glue

Josh: "Look, mommy, Look..I broke my momolycle"
Me: "uh oh. You know what we are going to have to get...right?"
Josh: "Yep. Gorilla Glue."

Ice, Ice, Baby

Josh (rubbing his hands together after opening up the fridge): "Brrr...My hands are cold. I am brushing the cold off. Look, it is all gone now."

Walk the plank

Josh: "Pee Pee's are pirates."
(Arrrggghh Matey)