Feliz Navidad

Josh (pulling the train for around the Xmas tree out of the box): "This one is really fragile too!"
Me: 'Josh, what does fragile mean?"
Josh (very matter of factually): "It means glass......in Spanish."

Cookie Monster

Me: "Jakob Cutler!  I saw what you just did.  You better tell your mommy or I will!"
Jakob: "Mommy.....someone stole half of my cookie, so I took another one."
Jessie: "I only gave you half of a cookie!!!!!"

Do it like they do on the discovery channel

Marion: " I wouldn't kick him out of bed unless he did it better on the floor...."

Ground Delivery

I got tired of Josh not listening to me and after sending him to his room 4 times, I finally decided he would get his first ever "grounding" and had to spend the rest of the evening in there.  This is what Tim found when he went to check on him.

*Yes, that is the doorstop relocated from the baseboard to the middle of the wall.

soy yummy!

Doodle bug

I kinda sorta heard some screaming in my head the other night that totally freaked me out.  In all fairness, I may have been dreaming and it may have been part of my dream.  But I made the mistake of telling Tim and A* about it and they won't let me live it down.

Me: "You have marker or some shit on your face"
A*: "I know, M* told me that earlier today.  The voices in your head must have been drawing on my face."

If they really were, I am sure it would have been way more explicate than a smudge. 

Date Night

Me: "My pee smells like popcorn sometimes."
A*: "Me pee smells like pizza tonight, we ate at Mellow Mushroom."
Me: "So it is like dinner and a movie in our pants?!?"

Dirty dancing

Josh made his transformers "dance"