My little mommy

Josh: "Put your head on my shoulder. Close your eyes. I need to sing you 'Mary had a Little Lamb'"

No one puts mommy in the corner

Me (grocery shopping and realizing they were out of frozen organic blueberries): "DAMN!"
Josh: "Damn is a bad word. Go to time out...RIGHT NOW!"

Who are the dirstiest animals on the farm?

Josh (running up and down the hallway butt ass naked): "Brown chicken. Brown cow. Brown Chicken. Brown cow."