Skin So Soft

Me: "I want to squeeze the life out of my son"
Jennifer: "Ha, what is he doing to drive you crazy?"
Me: " (in a good way...like a giant hug) He took his shirt off and his skin is so f'in soft.  I want to snuggle up and rub my face in his neck...is that weird?"
Jennifer: "Are you sure they didn't give you X instead of Percocet?"

Mama Bear

Josh: "Don't forget to brush your teeth and stuff while I'm gone spending the night with Amber tonight....ok?"

Seymour Butts

Josh: "When will I have hair on my butt?"

*He is very concerned about butt hair lately.  This is not the first time he has asked this question.  He also is very concerned about facial hair.

Fingerling Potato

Josh (looking at Tim's hands): "You have tiny fingers."
Tim: "No I don't Josh."
Josh: "You do have tiny fingers.  I love you because you have tiny fingers."

Silent but deadly.

Me: "Josh!  What are you doing?"
Josh: "I'm trying to climb the wall.  I am a ninja.  I need to find a way to climb the wall.  Ninjas have sticky hands."