The Resurrection

*This is an oldie but goodie that Tim reminded of yesterday. 

Tim has a small mole on his right hip.  About where his pants sit.  A long time ago, when we first started dated I thought I noticed that it was missing in action.  He explained that sometimes his jeans rub it off, but it comes back.  So we nicknamed the mole "JC" because like Jesus Christ, the mole comes back after 3 days.

That's how I roll

Amber: "...well, you know how Tonja rolls."
Tim: "Off of her bike, but what does that have to do with this?"

Before relocation & surgery

After surgery & new hardware

Sarah Gilbert Godfrey

Josh (stalling during the bedtime routine as usual): "Can you help me find my other elephant?  I have 2...Gilbert is missing.  The other one is Zoo-E."
Me: "Gilbert?  Shoey?"
Josh: "No...I said Zoo-E....Say 'zoo'"
Me: "Zoo?  Like you see animals at the zoo?"
Josh: "Yes.  Now say 'E'"
Me: "'E'...Zoo-E?"
Josh: "Yes. So can you help me find Gilbert?"

He just made these names up. 

Bookworm

Josh: "Daddy...can you read me a book?  I am itchin' for a book.  I really am....itchin' for it!"

Catching some ZZZ's

Josh doesn't take naps anymore.  He just "chills" (He denies falling asleep.)

To the Batmobile!

Me (talking to Tim): "             is SO two faced!"

A couple of days later.....

Josh: "When are we going to see Batman and Two-Face?" (referring to the same person)

5 - O

Josh: "Mommy...Mommy....are you listening to me?  If you don't listen to me, I will call the police."
Me: "It is not a crime to not listen to you Josh."

He was whining and I was ignoring him.  He said he needed help doing the buttons up on his shirt, but I know he can do them, he just didn't want to.

Josh: "Well, you aren't listening, so I am going to go call the police now.  How would you like for the police to be here?  They will arrest you."
Me: "Ok.  Call them Josh, but it doesn't change anything.  I refuse to do this with you until you calm down and take the time to do up your button."

He walked down the hallway and back.

Josh: "The police said they will be here in a minute."

Earth Day

Tim gave Josh a hug on his way out the door to work this morning, like every morning. 

Josh: "Don't forget to pass my hug on to a tree."

My little tree hugger, just like Mommy :)

Kid Sister

Not a funny story, but a little bragging - Josh, Lily (the 15 month old little girl I watch), and I took a walk yesterday.  To make my life a little easier, I put Lily in the umbrella stroller.  Josh insisted on pushing her the whole way down our street and back, making sure he hit all of the shady spots.  It was so cute!  He kinda acts like a big brother to her.  I am so proud of the Booger. I have no doubt he will definitely turn out just as considerate and thoughtful as his Daddy.

He who smelt it, dealt it

When Josh has to let one rip now, he announces for everyone to "clip your noses!"  So courteous!

I've got rocks in my sock said the Ox to the Fox

Tim: "Josh, one of your socks are on backwards."
Josh: "On it!"
Josh: "I got 'On It!' from the girl on Dino Dan"

Gotham City

Josh: "Batman and Gamey are stuck in traffic."

Open Wide

Tim: "Don't worry about where you are going, just keep your mouth open"

*This is very out of context!  But was funny none the less...my hubby makes me giggle.

Marvel or DC?

Josh insists on being called "Super".  Nothing after it...just "Super".  (Kind of like "Frankenstein" on Big Daddy.)  His powers include "puffing really hard", "picking up walls", and "flying."