September 23, 2010

One Liners

Me: "What's up, chicken butt?"
Josh: "If I'm a chicken butt, you can eat me for dinner."

This is something that has been going back and forth for several weeks now.

So has this one:

Me: "Hey...Fill in the blank"
Josh: "Hey is for horses."

What have I created?  Little copycat.  This is my favorite and should be my most shameful, but gives me the most giggles:

Josh: "Tough titty said the kitty."

Lastly:

Me: "Josh, what do you say to pretty ladies?"
Josh: "Yo baby!  What's up?"

We also give "good hugs" now.  This is where you squeeze so tight a fart comes out.   We usually just pretend and make a "fart" noise...usually.  They are called "juicy hugs" when the real deal happens.

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