Tim (chuckling...while I am cracking up in another room): "So far I love you too, Josh."
*This prompted Josh to fake laugh.
Tim: "You are just laughing because Mommy is laughing."
Josh: "No, I laughed first."
Tim: "Josh, go get dressed."
Josh: "Daddy, my balls are hanging out. My balls are hanging out. My balls are hanging out......MY BALLS ARE HANGING OUT......"
Tim: "Then fix them!"
*He pulls his underwear down a little too far.
Josh: "Now my pee pee is hanging out the top."
Josh: "Daddy, I want to tell you a secret...."
*I am convinced the rest was not in English, but he walks into the room with his socks balled up in the crotch of his underwear. This was all in a 10 minute time span.
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