June 01, 2011

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tim: "Josh, you can't have any more fruit until you eat some more chicken.  You can't have JUST fruit for dinner."
Josh (after hiding his chicken in the sauce): "Ok.  I ate my chicken.  May I have my fruit now?"
Tim: "Josh!  No You Didn't Eat Your Chicken!  You Just Hid It In Your Sauce!"
Josh: "Well, you weren't supposed to see that.  Close your eyes and then I will eat my chicken."

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